Corrupt a Wish!

you live next door to the great escape for 5 years but soon grow tired of the noise and commit suicide..... you fail at your suicide attempt and later that night someone catches the great escape on fire.... the media wants to talk to you... you dont want to talk to them... you succed at your next attempt of suicide (haha, my imagination is BIG)

i wish i had some more skinny jeans

haha,

your mom thinks skinny jeans are to small, so she buys you baggy pants. that are WAY to big, and then you find out skinny jeans are no longer sold, and she sold are your skinny ones. so now you only have those baggy ones.

i wish i love money is on another episode.

it comes on, but a plane comes flying into the power lines causing your power to go out.... i love money is never on tv again... EVER


i wish i had some lunch right about now (12:20 for EST time)

you get lunch, but you get food poisining, :[

i wish brooke knows best is a good show

its a good show, but you find out your the only one who thinks such, =/. you die of heartache.

i wish i was a TINGERING (orangatang)

You turn into a monkey, but you don't have any friends because your human friends don't like monkeys, and your monkey friends disown you because you used to be a human. Therefore, lonliness.

I wish my foot didn't hurt so much!

your doctor perscribes you pain meds, you take too many and die of a drug overdose.

i wish my stomach didnt ache

your stomach doesn't ache anymore.
but then out of no where it explodes and you die leaving your blood and guts all over your living room.

iiiii wishhhhhhhhh i could skateboard

you learn how to skateboard, but get into a realllllly big crash. and go into a coma.

i wish i was better at dancing

you get better at dancing... and you dance on a tightrope and fall... many stories.... into an ocean.... the shark eats you.


i wish i had some more socks

you go shopping and there having a sale on socks. you buy a ton cause there so cheep, but once you start wearing them you make holes in them..... now you relize why they were so cheap.

i wish that i could go to coldstone todayyy.

You go to coldstone, but they're all out of birthdaycake ice cream!!! (Birthdaycake Remix = the holy grail) This devastation leads you into a spiriling breakdown and you're rushed to the hospital. But you're insurance won't cover your stay and you have to pay all of that money for the visit BY YOURSELF.

I wish I had supersonic hearing powers.

You have supersonic hearing powers and it's so good. There's an earthwake and your eardrum bursts and you are deaf.

I wish I could read people's minds.

You start reading everyone's mind and find out that everyone hates you. =O

I wish I had a car of my own. <333

You get a car of your own and everyone is jealous so they key your car (scratch your car up with keys) then they light it on fire =0 (got you back ahah!)

i wish i wasn't sick

You want to go out with your friends, but you passed your germs to your family and end up helping them with everything for the rest of the week.

I wish that I was taller, with superspeedy abilities.

you grow to be the size of a tree, and with your superspeed you knock down all the trees in your path & then you're back to the size of the trees (which are about 2 feet since you knocked them down) so now you're short again.
ahah ^ im extremely lame.

i wish i could move back to my old town.

you move back to your old town but they remodeled so it looks just like the town you just moved out of and all of your friends moved out of the town

i wish i didn't have to wake up so early tomorrowww

you wake up at 5pm and you whole day is gone + [insert celeb crush here ] came to your town and started parting with all your friends and they gloat about it for days.

I wish i could go to NY this summer.

you get on the plane to go to NY and it crashes.... nobody survives

i wish i had a chinchilla

your parents get you a chinchilla, but it has a heartattack.

i wish i get my money tmrw.

you get your money but then your viciously attacked by homeless people, lose your money and get major head trama.

I wish i could live on earth.

yeah, it won't let me delete this post. so disregard it i guess.

your parents ship you to mars


i wish i was the best HTML-ist in the galexy

all your codes & such are stolen before you even put it up. and everyone hates on you for being a jocker. you commit suicide.

I wish that I had adobe photoshop 7.0

HAPPY?!?! XD