Corrupt a Wish!

This game is so fun. I, the first person, wish for something. Then, the second person totally corrupts my wish. Then they post a wish of their own in the same post, and it gets corrupted by the next person!

Example:
Me - I wish I had hot cheetos!
You - You get your hot cheetos, but then you get food poisoning.
I WISH I HAD A PONY.
Next Person - It bucks you off...I wish I was taller!

etc. The game goes on and on. FUN, RIGHT!?

Okay ready?

I WISH I DIDNT HAVE DIALUP.

You get comcast, but instead of sending over an employed technition to install it, a mexican fraud comes in and steals all your shet, so you have to get dialup again!

I WISH I COULD FREELY GRAPHIC DESIGN FOR PEOPLE AND ROLL IN THE DOUGH OPENLY WITH MY PARENTS.

& THAT MY POST DOESN'T GET DELETED BECAUSE I MADE A RACIAL SLUR.

You spend all the money on drugs and die!

hehe you forgot to make a wish!
i'll make one.

i wish ... STEPH DIED!

i got shot, you got your wish. but then bc of my super amazing powers, i came back to life.

i wish i met your sister

nooooo
you meet my sister
but she doesn't know who you are because i wish she loses all memory of my friend steph & her creepyness.
HA.

she looses all her memory, but then theres a medicine that brings it back.
and her and steph become the best of friends.

i wish i had a MAC.

you get a mac, but when you are sleeping i come into your house and take it out of the box.
you don't know it was me and become very depressed and do very bad things. these things involve people getting hurt. people like steph. i'm happy steph is hurt, so i bail you out of jail for hurting her. you still don't know i stole your mac. i still don't tell you. you become a scene queen like kiki kannible and you get a lot of money. you then buy another mac. when you turn it on, it has a picture of a monkey. i hacked into your mac before you opened it.
you kill yourself.

i wish someone read all that!!!

oh wow. haha.

after i someone read it all, like myself, they leave a suicide note blaming tyler from splash mb, and they hunt him down and put him in jail for causing that problem, because the person did kill themself. they find my MAC in the house because i somehow got it ingraved with my name,and they give it back to me. but i was the one who killed myself, so they kept it for themselves.

i wish people like this game!

too bad for you, nobody likes it.
that's why it's getting all these repliesss.

i wish i was married.
to matt shadows.

matt shadows gets in a coma the day of the wedding.
and he cant say I do, so you cant get married.

i wish buddy4u had less stories.

buddy4u reduces the amount
of stories and people bitch
about how they miss
the amout of stories.



i wish i wasn't pregnant.
[i'm not, really.
but for the sake of the game ;]

it turns out your arent pregnant, your belly is big because you swalllowed a watermellon seed, and now theres a watermellon in there.

i wish there were more members to this forum.

and now there are too many
so you can't answer the
question you wanted too,
cause that bitch got there first


i wish you were ugly

I turn so ugly that my face rots off.
But you accidently touch my deteroriated face and your hand falls off.

I wish I was asleep!

you fell asleep and fell off your bed and got a concussion?

i wish i wasn't so hungry and fat all the time.

you get so skinny that you get anorexia and die (pretty intense i know - couldn't think)

i wish i was going to california with my friend

but california falls off the face of the earth
and your on it, so you all DIE ! Dx
oh man!

i wish you couldn't get virus'

lol macs don't get viruses
which is why i want one so bad!!!

anyways
viruses disappear, but then a hacker goes into your computers and deletes everything.

i wish ... my mom bought me another website!

you got a new website and it gets hacked and a zillion pictures of porn pop up.


i wish i wasn't so tall.

you become so short you get stepped on and die. (lmao idk!)

i wish my parents would get me a new snowboardd

you get a new board and you go boarding
and fly of the side of a clifff.. then you die.
hehe, i got yuuu backk !


i wish iframes liked me.

Iframes likes you TOO much and then date rapes you causing you to have mutant babies.

0.o

I wish my BFF and I can hang out today!

you hang out, but then she has a seizure, and her parents hate you.

i wish i had more posts.

You get so many posts that all the other members get so jealous of you and plot your death. And they actually go ahead with the plan and you die. (This is your warning) XDD I kid. =P

I wish I had a better camera.