Corrupt a Wish!

you get a better camera then it explodes

i wish i could think of something to wish for.

You end up wishing for your death.

I wish my room was clean.

your room is so clean you can't find anything and you lose all your prized pocessions.
ahahha.

i wish i got a laptop.

you get a laptop, but then it overheats. and dies. and you dont have insurance on it.

i wish i had perfect hair

you get perfect hair and everyone get's so jealous they strap you down in a chair and shave it all off. ahha bummer.

i wish my best guy friend wasn't moving.

He stays, but turns insane and won't stop poking you in your left eyeball. (It starts to hurt after a while, you know?) =P

I wish my neighbors weren't so obnoxious.

They are so un-obnoxious they don't speak anymore and you get bored and die of boredness.

i wish i could fly :]

You fly so high that your ears pop and start to bleed. The blood gets all over the townspeople on the ground and you have to clean up the WHOLE mess.

I wish I spoke fluent French.

you speak it fluent, but no english. and no one understands you, so they icolate you on an island, and you die.


i wishhhhhh, i had a little sibling.

you get a little sibling and they bug you 24/7 and pull your hair off and poke your eyes out.
you eventually die (haha sorry)

i wish i got a magic purple pony !

you get it, but it flys away because it saw a hot blue magical pony. and you sob for life.

i wish i make top!

You make top, but then someone reports your site.

I wish my virus scan could clean out my quarantine successfully!

It cleans out your quarantine, then you go on Neopets and it gets you viruses

I wish my leg was broken so I could get a cast!
(yeah I'm aware it hurts =] )

your leg was broken so bad, it had to be amputated. and now your leg is gone.

i wish superman was real.

they find what looks to be supermans cape on the ground... and start a riot... this makes a Nazi mad and they go shoot superman (sorry)

I wish I was tan (im practially white as a sheet of paper, and be original... no skin cancer thing for this one)

you get really tan, and people think you have a disease. so they make you take all these tests, and take many drugs. and die of a drug overdose.

i wish i had a purple phone.

Your purple phone ends up turning all your friends purple when you call them. They're upset with you because they all HATE purple!!

I wish Ellie would join this forum. =(

ellie joins it, but its a different ellie, who turns out to be a physco.
and you shared all your personal secrets with her. and she kills youu

i wish my room was ZEBRA STRIPES!

The zebra stripes had a charm put on them, and every night when you go to bed, they turn into actual stampeeding zebras, so then every morning you wake up with BOO-BOOS. MUWAHAHAHA.

XD

I wish tomorrow was Friday.

tomorrow is friday, you get your wish. but then someone uses a time machine to go back in time to saturday =]


i wish i had a laptop

you got a laptop for your birthday, but after you openned it, you dropped it and it broke.
i wish i had a pool...

you get your pool, jump off the diving board and your top falls off, you die of humiliation. (haha sry)

i wish i had my own room, bathroom, and walk in closet.

you get all of that, because your parents kick you out of the house. and you bought your own. but you cant afford your morgage, so you become a hobo.

i wish my hair grew faster

i may be a hobo, but your hair grows so fast that you cant fit anywere anymore... (including ALL hair) and you become a furry ball from monsters inc and have to come be a hobo with me.


i wish i had tons of money, haha yeah...

yay, hahaha.

you get tons of money, and your long lost 2nd cousin twice removed steals it all, because he hacks into your bank account. and now your broke.

i wish i lived next door to great escape, even though i live 5 min. away.