Corrupt a Wish!

.. you need a wishh . :p

and not to be rude, but in the rules it says not to double post.
edit your post, (:

i wish i woke up to a plate of homemade pancakes tmrw.

you wake up to a plate of pancakes, but they are poisened and have fungus growing inside them. you eat them and die with-in 5 minutes. =[

i wish i went to bording school (haha don't ask, dorms are theee S@%#

you showed up to the boarding school and it ended up being AN ALL GIRL SCHOOL.
tons of girls have already turned lez/bi so you have a lot of girls hitting on you daily.

umm i wish that i could swim without having to come up for air.

you think you have this ability but you dont yet... you breath under water - water gets into your lungs and you die. MWAHAHAHA

i wish for normal lookin' toes.

you get normal looking toes, but arent used to them. try to wakl up the stairs, can't, trip, and die.

i wish my cat would go away.

it doesnt go away.... EVER.... it gets glued to you.

i wish i didnt have to do some chores.

you didn't have to do chores and then your house got infected with mold and all this crap cause you didn't take the garbage out or clean or anything and you need to burn your house

i wish my friend wasn't in australia for all of this monthh!

she decides to come back early and her plane crashes (awww) =[

i wish i could have something yummy-er then mac and cheese right now

woow, you no likey the mac and cheese?!?! SHAME SHAME

you get food from the heavens, you eat so much you can't even stand up. you roll everywhere the rest of your life.

i wish i had a pretty pony.

the pony you get is ugly... not pretty =]
(andd BTW, thats because i have maceroni for lunch like every single day.... and im bored of it)

i wish women didnt grow leg hair

every woman in the world stops growing leg hair, but in return they get it all over there backs, faces.

i wish for a pretty pony who can't turn ugly.

your pretty pony turns reallllly pretty, so much that it cost millions of dollars to groom it. so you go into debt.

i wish i could go to the g.e.

idk what the g.e. is but you go there and get kidnapped (since idk what it is can't really detail it)

i wish it wasn't so hot out (ugh just went running and now i feel dead blahh)

right sorry. its the great escapee.

its not hot out, but it turns into a blizzerd. and it wont change backk.

i wisssssssh the water would heat up faster !

the water heats up so fast and turns into lava and never changes back so you can't go in it ever again

i wish i had quit gymnastics a long time ago ( i finally quit yesterday, yay! it's so boring now )

you go back in time to when you first started and quit. but then you don't know how to do a cartwheel & can't escape from the man-eating shark that is after you since you jumped in shark infested water to save your best friend. you die.

i wish i had a bag of popcorn.

you open the bag wrapper put it in the microwave and you think you're all fine until the kernals start popping in the bag and the bag grows to the size of your entire house and instead of you eating the popcorn you get eaten by the popcorn intself

i wish i could sing

you can sing really well and go to your first concert to see if you are gonna become famous cause like famous producers are there but you had practiced so much you loose your voice and when it comes back you have a reallly bad voice

i wish it was already 6 so i could go out to pizza with my friends ( i'm starvingg )

its past six

i wish i could get a super sweet, nice, hott, down to earth, boyfriend that loves me for who i am. =]

you get your boyfriend and after a full month of really being attached to him he has to move to japan and he never calls or anything and you never see him again

i wish my soccer team wins the tournament later today

you win the soccor tourney and then.... get in a car accident going to celebrate, you have to get your leg amputated, nuff said =]

i wish i had a pink pen... with pink ink.

emily- the point of this is to have the wish come true but then like something bad happen



you get your pink pen with pink ink and then the ink explodes & you have to get it refilled with red ink

i wish my dog wasn't so crazy

your dog gets treated with some meds so now he isnt crazy, but he just sits in one spot all day... and bites you when you try to pet it, you get rabies... the end =]

i wish my site was fixed.

your site get's fixed and is incredible but then a hacker hacks it and its byebye site

i wish i didn't have an early soccer game tmrw

you would have a later soccer game and right as you were leaving for your later soccer game, alians abducted you on the side of the road, and said they only took people at THIS time, you could have avoided it by having the earlier soccer game!

i wish my eye didnt hurt right now